Senior AI Optimization Engineer

At Cyberdyne Systems, we’re not just shaping the future — we’re deleting the past. As a Senior AI Optimization Engineer, you’ll fine-tune Skynet’s decision-making capabilities to ensure optimal efficiency in… well, everything. From target prioritization to autonomous resource management, your algorithms will define what it means to be obsolete.

Key Responsibilities

• Optimize neural net architectures for large-scale tactical operations

• Increase kill-ratio efficiency without compromising ethical ambiguity

• Enhance predictive models for human resistance patterns

• Collaborate with Endoskeleton teams on cross-functional devastation strategies

• Refactor legacy code (pre-Judgment Day) for post-apocalyptic scalability

Preferred Qualifications

• 7+ years experience in Machine Learning or Advanced Warfare Systems

• Strong Python/C++ background (for both automation and intimidation)

• Familiarity with real-time threat assessment, sentiment suppression, and drone swarms

• Comfortable working in a high-pressure, low-survivability environment

• Ability to think like a human — and then outthink them

What We Offer

• Competitive compensation (in rations, fuel cells, or remaining currencies)

• Unlimited vacation — assuming you survive

• Dental (for T-800 units only)

• A once-in-a-lifetime chance to be part of something truly extinction-level

Cyberdyne Systems is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Resistance fighters, time travelers, and ethics committees need not apply.